You save a guy from a demon and you get an endless supply of roasted horse chestnuts. Every day.

This would be a lot more helpful if I ate more solid food than I do. Least Spike likes it.

These got delivered for you this morning:



They're on your desk. It's not an evil guy again, is it? Because I like the new place, I don't want it being blown up.

So, we've moved into the new place properly. The shop fitters are downstairs putting Spike's shop together. I can hear him yelling at them and throwing things. ...I'll go down if it starts to sound like he's trying to kill them.

Happy anniversary, William. I know a year doesn't seem much compared to the fact we've known each other for over a century, but it means the world to me, and I want to thank you for every minute of it. I can't wait to spend the rest of whatever time we have left with you. Seen as it's our paper, I did you an origami heart out of a spare dollar bill, because I know you love money, too ;)




Love you, Will.

I gave one of these to Vinnie when the triplets were born, and I figured you guys could use one, for Gethin.



Um. If you want it. I can send Lorne with it or something. Congratulations.

Oh god, no it happened again. Worse this time...

I....I'm so sorry.

Oh god, what have I done?

I like this guy. He has my sense of humor. What do you think?

( ooccutisooc )

How is everybody? Still alive? Pity.

'Sup bitches, you miss me?

I buried some treasure today. The first one to find him it gets a cookie. He screamed so well, and tasted divine. Almost wish I could have him on tap, but I think he'd enjoy it too much, and we can't have that now, can we?

Oh look, still so many of his little friends still around. I'll have to get my An-box out again, and treat Willow to a bath. In molten lava, preferably.

EDIT:Hey, Gorgeous, I could use a pick up, I had me a little visitor and he ought to go home.

Concert was great. It's good to be home again, and the place hasn't been destroyed. Neither have Lorne and Spike murdered each other. See? I can leave them alone for extended periods without an insane amount of bloodshed.

How's everyone doing?

Guys, next time I'm curious? Remind me not to be.

( Read more... )

((OOC: Spoilers for Angel #11 under cut))

Seems TPTB want to send up false visions of the future now too, keeping us on our toes are you, you sickos? Ugh, if I could, I'd tell them where they could shove it. At least Jack's not buried, that's the main thing.

I need to remember to be more careful when I use my keyboard. Mr. Boots has taken up lurking.



Vampire healing or not, that stung like you wouldn't believe.

Who: Angel ihaveasoul, Spike ihaveasoultoo and Lorne happybeinggreen The disembodied screaming of Xander Harris eyesocketparty
When: When the 10yl disaster struck, before, during and after this
Where: Dinew
What: Two confused vampires and a confused demon finding themselves in the wrong time period.
Why: For the luz. NC17 because, well, Spike and Angel.

( clicky )

So, looks like we're back in the past. Joy. So me and Spike are back in London again, instead of our nice, big only-for-us appartment in New York. I miss that place. We had space and all my art stuff is there. I can't even work on my latest piece or anything because it's in the damn future. I got really bored and searched the internet.

( So here's a picture of me as a lion )

People are weird.

((OOC: Art done by Toraz the Nomad

Who: ihaveasoul and Spike ihaveasoultoo
When: Tonight
Where: Dienw
What: After this they make up with one of Spike’s ‘products’.
Why: Because that crack in the ceiling needs to get bigger. NC17.

( Tentacles )

Who: Angel ihaveasoul and Spike ihaveasoultoo
When: Later tonight. (‘Cause TF can’t stay up late to post this)
Where: Dienw
What: Angel and Spike making up after their huge fight of doom.
Why: Because they love each other to pieces and had to make up at some point. My god, no sex! Warnings for insane amounts of aww. Why, yes, we did log this, like, a week ago >>

( Makeup )

On my way back. At least he's still with us. I really was worried he was.... I'm just glad to have my son home. Thank you, Doctor, I owe you one. Again.

Spike, we need to talk.

Who: Spike ihaveasoultoo and Angel ihaveasoul
When: Tonight
Where: Los Angeles. Just outside where Caritas used to be.
What: These two speaking after this and this. Having an actual Serious Argument (the kind without shouting or violence) and Angel deciding to stay in L.A while Spike stays in the shadows to keep an eye on him.
Why: Oh my god, it’s Vampire Angst!!! I think this is the first log we’ve ever done where they don’t even touch one another. That’s a bit scary, that.

OOC: No characters could see this unless they were Illyria, who has been trailing Angel for the last few days without him realising it.

( L.A )

Back in L.A, then. He was born here. Right in this alley outside where Caritas once was. It’s a coffee house now. I hope they know they’re sitting on top of a dimensional portal hotspot. I’d hate for someone to be sucked into Pylea again. It was raining when he was born, I remember. Darla would hate me if she were still alive. She expected me to look after him. I’m sorry, Darla

I can’t believe he’s just yelled at me for grieving for my own son. Out of everyone, I thought he’d understand why I needed to go. Why I needed to be away. …He’s known me for so long, I thought he’d know what I needed. Hell, I’ve just had to spend three hours explaining to the Rileys why I let him go into space in the first place and why the child they took in as their own is dead now. Connor was my child and now he’s gone. I just….I wasn’t expecting for him to jump down my throat like that. I thought he….

…………I don’t know what to think anymore.

I miss Jack

Hey, Belphegor, I have a joke for you.

A vampire and a werewolf find out who attacked their flatmate. They hunt him down and strangle him with his own intestines. The end.

Maybe it fell a little flat at the end. No one. NO ONE hurts my family and gets away with it unscathed. When me and Oz find you, you'll be lucky if you have any bones left.